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第81章许绍言的嘲讽大法

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李有焕被许绍言气了个半死,那边电声乐队也让李有焕气了个半死。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你让我们演奏什么我们就演奏什么,你当我们什么了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是看这情况,电声乐队还是奏起了《hot》,《hot》是一首节奏十分强烈的韩文歌曲,词曲大意大概是我很火,但是我很“真”。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李有焕在大厅跳起街舞,动作充满了挑衅的味道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp技能进化成舞美,许绍言早就已经是职业级的舞者了,而且属于偏上等的职业等级,李有焕原不原创,许绍言也不知道,但看得出李有焕的舞蹈非常棒,李有焕的粉丝们在一边嗷嗷直叫,一个个跟发了春一样,眼冒红心,叫嚷声恨不得把这小礼堂的屋顶都掀翻。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言看着李有焕是哭笑不得,这棒子真是幼稚,自己炒作成名,现在还诬陷他炒作,真是可笑,不过看样子他是不跳舞不成了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp跳什么好呢?许绍言挠头,地球世界优秀的舞蹈非常多,还真是难以选择。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着李有焕这德行,许绍言想了想,啊!我有主意了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“文雅,你有笔吗?给我找一支。”许绍言说,假装掏兜,实际是从系统包裹里拿出了空白五线谱,赵文雅还在气头上。“笔?许老师你要笔做什么?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“写舞曲,我跳舞不喜欢用别人的曲子。”许绍言催促:“快帮我找一支,急,一会他要跳完了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“您真要跟他比啊!”赵文雅愕然,许绍言点点头“不然呢,你看他这样,当着这么多人面诬陷我,我不跟他比,他一会肯定昭告天下的诬陷我。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵文雅给许绍言找了一支笔,许绍言哼着调子,就在空白五线谱上开始作曲。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有几个人注意到许绍言的动作,凑过来问赵文雅。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“文雅,许绍言在干什么?他这时候……”那学生指着许绍言,惊讶的说不出话来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵文雅满是自豪。“许老师在写舞曲,我的偶像,那肯定有过人之处。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那头李有焕是时刻注意着许绍言的举动,见许绍言写东西,李有焕不禁冷笑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“装,许绍言你就继续装,我看你能死撑到什么时候。我就不信你真能即兴跳舞!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李有焕跳得很好,不多时,就跳完了,《hot》的曲子结束,李有焕长长的喘了一口气,穿西服跳街舞,帅是帅,但更出汗,更消耗体力。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那头许绍言也写完了,让赵文雅交给乐队,乐队的人看着也是一愣,许绍言还真要跟李有焕斗舞啊,而且还自己写了舞曲?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspwhat?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着曲子,节奏十分强烈,乐队的人试了试,可以上手。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李有焕在他一群脑残粉的簇拥下喝着果汁,一脸看好戏的表情,那边乐队跟许绍言对接了一下,许绍言点头,借了个黑色礼帽,拿过主持人的话筒准备完毕。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这首英文歌曲叫做《billiejean》,李有焕同学,我希望你喜欢。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言笑的人畜无害,赵文雅突然有种风雨欲来的感觉,许绍言这是给李有焕写歌了?许绍言可不是会讨好人的脾气,难不成这又是一首《赠苏映雪之歌》?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《billiejean》?貌似是人名比利・简的意思,这跟李有焕有关吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言点点头,那边乐队奏起舞曲,节奏鲜明,尤其是那跳跃的鼓点,让人不由自主的有跟着打节奏的冲动。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言解开了西服扣子,带着黑礼貌,一手放在裤腰下,全身跟着这鼓点有节奏的律动,要是地球人在,一定会认出这正是已故的国际天王迈克尔・杰克逊的招牌动作。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp动作让不少人都觉得奇怪,但是说不出的酷,而且看上去有种很自然的美感。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp前奏结束,许绍言唱了起来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“shewasmorelikeabeautyqueenfromamoviese

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspisaiddontmind

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspbutwhatdoyoumeaniamtheone

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspwhowilldahefloorintheround

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspshesaidiamtheone

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspwhowilldahefloorintheround

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspshetoldmeheamewasbilliejean

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspasshecausedase

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsptheneveryheadtuedwitheyes

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspthatdreamedofbeingtheone

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspwhowilldahefloorintheround

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsppeoplealwaystoldme

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspbecarefulofwhatyoudo

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspanddontgoaround

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspbreakingyounggirlshearts

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspandmotheralwaystoldme

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspbecarefulofwhoyoulove

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspandbecarefulofwhatyoudo

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspcausetheliebeesthetruth

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspbilliejeanisnotmylover

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspshesjustagirl

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp歌曲全英文,那些中学生根本听不懂,只能听个调调,但是清华的学霸们听得懂啊!李有焕他听得懂啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“她就像银幕上的绝代佳人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我说好吧,

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但你说我是其中一个

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp即将在这里“跳舞”的人是什么意思?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她只说

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp让我与你共舞

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她说她叫比利・简

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她引起骚动

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp每一个脑袋都随着目光转动

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp梦想着成为那个

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp能与之“共舞”的人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人们总是告诉我

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小心你的所作所为

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不要到处去鬼混

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp伤害年轻姑娘们的心

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且妈妈总是告诫我

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要小心你的“所爱”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也要小心你的所为

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为谎言也可成真

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp比利・简不是我的**

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她只是个女孩

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那坚称我脱不了关系的女孩

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但那小孩不是我的骨肉

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她说我脱不了关系

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但那小孩不是我的骨肉

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在这四十个日日夜夜

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp法律在她那边

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但谁能抗拒

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当她很吃香(吸引大众与媒体的关注)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她的阴谋和计划

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只因一曲共舞

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所以接受我的劝告

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp/> 永远记得要三思而行

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp跳舞之夜她告诉她有了我的孩子

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后盯着我

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp出示了一张孩子的照片

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这孩子在哭

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他的眼睛与我相似

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只因我曾和她共舞

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人们总是告诉我

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小心你的所为

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不要到处鬼混

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp去伤害年轻姑娘们的心

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但来到我跟前

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp满身香气

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一切发生得太突然

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她唤我入她的房间

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp比利・简不是我的**

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她只是个女孩”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp意思十分的简单,是一首叙事,一个女孩比利・简只是跟“我”几次舞,就宣称有了我的孩子,之后就是亲子鉴定的诉讼,媒体和法律,都站在女孩那边,媒体疯狂的报道着比利・简,她风风光光,大红大紫十分舒服。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp明眼人一看就知道,这他吗根本就是在讽刺李有焕啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp装,你他吗再装,丫的,你的成名之路就是靠你公司捏造你跟我们国家的各路女明星的绯闻,你他们一个小白脸,装个屁啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且歌曲里用女孩,不就是告诉李有焕你他妈要高清自己的身份,讥讽我?你他吗就是个靠我们共和国的脑残粉丝养活的棒子,你他吗才是一个小白脸好吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着许绍言,李有焕脸色铁青,不少清华的学生却是笑了出来,“哈哈,哎呦我的妈啊,就知道许绍言不好惹!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难怪啊,难怪许绍言受了气之后报复,却更加的吸粉,这家伙,真他妈坏!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《billiejean》的歌词完全是在嘲讽李有焕啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言也是笑,《billiejean》是杰克逊的代表作之一,本来是杰克逊表达被女粉丝困扰的不堪,但是用来嘲讽李有焕简直是非常不错,而且我就不信你一个跳舞也就是属于跳得好的棒子,你能赢世界级的舞王!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许多人都是看的目瞪口呆,握草,许绍言你还真是够毒辣的啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp别人唱歌是抒发情感,您这直接都能拿起来当滚当打狗了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈哈!”有人实在是憋不住笑了出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp用英文唱歌,李有焕的粉丝听不懂,但是李有焕本人听得懂,我们听得懂!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李有焕要是闹,那就是小肚鸡肠,要是不闹,那他就只能打落牙齿自己吞!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李有焕的脸上很难看,本来想看许绍言的难,结果他反被许绍言羞辱了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp找他的粉丝闹一回?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp别逗了,那他就不仅仅是跟这次参加联谊舞会的人不愉快,明天他就得就名声烂大街!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且许绍言跳舞的时候根本没看他,完全就是没拿他当一回事!完全没把他李有焕放在眼里,更像是一场普通的即兴表演。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许多人都随着节奏扭动着身体,似乎忘记了这场斗舞的原因。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言的舞蹈十分利索,动作行云流水,看着简直是从灵魂舒服到躯壳,节奏轻快,许绍言的舞蹈更是轻盈游滑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp渐渐地歌曲到了*,许绍言的舞蹈也到了*,当那充满动感的舞蹈变换成滑步,本就沉浸在这歌曲的讥讽中的众人嘴巴突然张大了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这……这是什么?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见许绍言跳起了滑步,动作好似太空漫步一样的轻盈后话,明明看着许绍言的双脚是往前滑步,可是他们却清楚的看到许绍言在后退,平衡,节奏,协调,简直完美堪比艺术品。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp更重要的是这种视觉冲击。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这是……幻觉!”**.

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp...

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