&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“洗地?我靠了!许绍言老师又要洗地?!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友们懵逼了,什么情况!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言又要洗地?!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“还有人国足被许绍言老师洗地的场景,尼玛,许绍言老师你你开高级黑行不行?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“而且他都了这九部要播出的韩剧是什么破玩意,还洗地,这话自相矛盾了吧!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友们除了懵逼还是懵逼,许绍言上次洗地还是去年的暴走大事件时期,拜他所赐,体育总局对国足前所未有的专注,终于国足拼命了五个月,终于赢了一场球。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言要给韩剧洗地?!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这还真是有期待是什么样的高级黑。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但许多韩剧迷却是对许绍言咬牙切齿,本来这九部戏能上映就够不容易的了,你居然还要黑?许绍言,你给我们等着!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天中午十一半,许绍言提前准备好了直播间,老爸在一边,“绍言,用我出去?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言摇摇头:“不用,爸你在房间里就行!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp越是临近十二,直播间人越多,许绍言瞄了一眼,人数接近三百万,直接把这没开播的直播间到了斗鱼直播的首页
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp十二一到,许绍言就开了直播间:“各位伙伴们大家好,欢迎大家来看许绍言洗地之棒子神剧!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言道,网友们一顿脸皮抽搐,许绍言这真是要跟韩国人死磕到底啊,这回已经直接公开叫棒子了!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言在病**上挪动了一下打着石膏的左腿,表情很轻松,好像是访谈一样:“最近惊闻韩国要推出九大神剧抢占共和国影视市场,我在病**上立刻被吓得弹了起来,一共九部,不过我看了两眼后,惊的成分不是很明显,但是“悚”的绝对让我菊花一紧。鼠躯抽搐,更是蛋碎一地!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言着,网友们一脸的握草!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“许绍言老师,你不是洗地吗?为什么一来你就又没节操了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“666666菊花一紧,蛋碎一地,许绍言老师你这次居然这么重口味!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“又不要节操了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我有预感,我的钛合金狗眼要保不住了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp与上次洗地画风完全不一样,许绍言一来就是一个要喷的样子,而那词汇的无节操,网友们突然意识到,过去那个**的许绍言又回来了!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而许绍言脸突然又变得崩溃了起来!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“虽然是洗地,但是我不得不,洒家这次真的洗不起。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我知道我要冷静,但是我必须,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这次真不是我要喷你,而是全国人民选我喷你!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为这九部烂的找不到下限的片子不能是后无来者,但绝对是前无古人!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众所周知,这九部韩剧都是现代言情,不必这九部在类型与剧情上极其类似,单是他的名字就让我七窍流血。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《总裁的新鲜妻子》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《错跟总裁潜规则》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《一不心潜了总裁》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《总裁老公要乖乖》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《总裁老公很**》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《总裁不要再玩我》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《总裁大人够了没》
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等等,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp光名字就能连成一段跌宕起伏的剧情。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp至于演员,整容整的有多么的超人类,我就不愿意多啊了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp狗血的台词,神经质的表演。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我真的好奇这他吗叫帅?这他妈叫美?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这他妈都是被人类审美双规了的水货吧!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp整容整的我根本分不出这九部戏的女主角究竟是不是同一个人,所以我打算抽时间制作一款游戏――棒子女星连连看!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言晚停顿了一下,网友们已经要惊呆了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言老师,你还是洗地吧,洗地你的还是含蓄一,可你这次喷的简直是前无古人,开喷剧名与演员长相就算了,谁都知道棒子的整容邪术有多么恐怖,可你他妈还要做游戏?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp《棒子女星连连看》?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp靠!许绍言老师你确定你这游戏不是反入类?!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这就是满级钛合金狗眼都会瞎的吧!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所有人都有了一种感觉,许绍言开喷,绝对比洗地更黑!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可,许绍言喘了口气,又补了一刀:“对于这种被拿来宣传的棒子美女,我只想,这是来宣传韩国整容的刀功宣传片更恰当!你们应该向相关医院征收宣传费!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没错,韩国女星根本不是比美的,她们比的完全是整容医生的刀功!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言的脸色从崩溃又变成了蛋疼!“看完了这九部剧的预告片以及剧情简介,我有忍不住抚摸了一下我的菊花,发现它已经灿烂到美不胜收了,如此的剧情,我该夸你天真灿烂,还是你丫的太过傻缺?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这种剧情完全是战五渣的剧目你还是在你们本土玩过家家吧!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp跑我们共和国来丢人现眼做个甚!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许绍言一脸的猥琐表情,那一句菊花灿烂让网友们一口老血都喷到了屏幕上!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而韩国,一群影视娱乐公司与电视台都关注着斗鱼直播,看到许绍言这么,一个个气得都是肝颤啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp菊花?许绍言你菊个屁!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp真他妈是蛋疼了!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我们最大的宣传亮就是演员,你能黑别人吗?!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而许绍言还没完,脸色突然正经了起来,“我之前曾经过,虽然没有播但我可以看到剧情的结局,我愿意拿十万块钱和诸位打赌。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp九部神剧的剧情概括一下全是这样的
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一个女主,(玛丽苏)
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp出生贫寒但是智商感人,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp2岁钢琴过8,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp3岁加入门萨(英国高智商俱乐部),
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp5岁就当上新东方校花,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp10岁牛津博士毕业全是a ,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp精通唱歌跳舞绘画,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp相貌拔群,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一头九九八十一色的海藻般长发,”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp九九八十一色?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这他妈是什么鬼?!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这回不光是脸皮,就连头皮都在抖动了,剧情和智商一样的感人,确实是很符合韩剧狗血的角色设定,但是为什么这九九八十一色头发这里就成了一种巨型反差萌?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这他呀的还是人类吗?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友们简直是不想吐槽了,韩国的狗血言情剧真的就是这个样!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp从前不觉得,但是从许绍言嘴里出来,这真是尿性了一脸!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp形象完成,该是剧情简述了,许绍言两个嘴皮子一碰:“18岁这年为了救治重病的妈,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女主不得不用和魔鬼做了交易,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一不心爱上了他,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这个魔鬼就更不得了了,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一般都是什么拥有一双深不见底的黑眸,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp浑身散发着寒气,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雕塑般的冷峻面庞,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp修长的身材让男模嫉妒得发狂,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他是世界首富的同时又是非洲部落的酋长,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还是沙特和科威特的下一任王,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp平时兼任欧洲的教皇,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周末,顺带掌控一下意大利的黑手党,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他想叫谁今晚死,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天绝壁!下!不!了!**!”(未完待续。)
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